Kids hour...

...well, really it will be more like a few minutes! :) Enjoy!

* Question directed to me: Where is your brill? (Brille is glasses in German, but the funny thing was, he didn't even say it right in German)

* My father worked in a bank and my mother worked in a bank. They met and they got stuck.

* Noah in Primary: Miss Kidd, have you a man?

Me: I don't have a husband, but I have a boyfriend.

Noah: Do you kiss him?

Me: Yes

All the Primary boys: EWWWWWWwww! (accompanied by throwing themselves in disgust on the floor!) lol

My fourth graders read a slow song about a slow sloth, so I had them write a fast song about a fast animal. They did a really great job!

I am a kangaroo, a kangaroo, a kangaroo.

I live in the bush.

But I'm not a ladybug.

I run faster than the gingerbread man,

he copied my song

and it was like this:

"Run, run as fas as you can, you can't catch me,

I'm a kangaroo man"

I run everywhere I want.

I am the fastest animal in Africa.

My name is Cheetah.

I can run very fast.

But I can run only 100 meters,

because cheetahs don't like to run.

I can't walk,

but I am fast.

I can go everywhere.